where is their oscar
this was the greatest part of the entire season. no joke.
the world needs to be aware of bernice
*listens to partition and buttons by the pussycat dolls*
I am ready
Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14
OH MY GOD DRAKE AND JOSH
Rebloging just to fuck with everyone who looks at my blog on their laptop
this fucked with me
I almost started crying bc i thought my computer broke
[mobile bloggers laughing in the distance]
This kids going places.
not heaven for sure, but places
what is the scariest thing a child has ever said to you?
children are terrifying
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
Get ready for the Disney movies, people.
So I’m reading the article and then this:
For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.
German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)