do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
does anybody actually use the new tumblr search function or do we all kind of grumpily put up with having to change the url from “search” to “tagged”
i was like this child
I just snorted in a way that would make Sandra Bullock jealous.
on the left is a roll of toilet paper
on the right is my arm
do u see how pale i am
I know what you are. You’re impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change colour and you never eat or come out into the sun.
Frosty the Snowman
What I look for in a girl:
- Water, 35 litres
- Carbon, 20 kilograms
- Ammonia, 4 litres
- Lime, 1.5 kilograms
- Phosphorus, 800 grams
- Salt, 250 grams
- Saltpeter, 100 grams
- Sulfur, 80 grams
- Fluorine, 7.5 grams
- Iron, 5 grams
- Silicon, 3 grams
- Trace amounts of 15 other elements
I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.
A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.
You fucking didnt..
a spider was on my bed today so now i have to switch universities
Switching universes seems pretty reasonable to me
Zach and Cody’s mom has been up to some weird stuff ever since she became a cop
oh my god if you type a word into wiki answers they put related questions over pictures of thoughtful people i am dying
do you know how great the dresses from the 2010 alice in wonderland movie are
they’re really great
and let’s not forget the best thing
it was practical female armour
practical ~feminine~ female armour too, lyk OMG!!111