escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

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sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

chocolate-time-machine:

sizvideos:

Turn a scribble into a drawing - Video

WHAT

WHAT NO STOP TOO MUCH TALENT

♥ 142995 — 2 hours ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via sounds-like-soft (source)

the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

♥ 54470 — 3 hours ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via courageous-link (source)

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

♥ 99194 — 15 hours ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via wildebears (source)

ieatdumplings:

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

I JUST DID SOMETHING I’VE BEEN WANTING TO DO FOR OVER A YEAR

My first video on my new beauty/fashion channel. I worked pretty hard on it so it’d mean a lot to me if you check it out/share!

♥ 16 — 17 hours ago on 23 Jul 2014 — via ieatdumplings
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alittlefalloffandom:

will swenson is what we all seek for in a relationship

alittlefalloffandom:

will swenson is what we all seek for in a relationship

♥ 561 — 19 hours ago on 23 Jul 2014 — via thephantomsangel (source)
❝ I’m only a bitch when I’m conscious ❞
♥ 1095 — 20 hours ago on 23 Jul 2014 — via chatterboxrose (source)

SONG: Dead Girl Walking
ARTIST: Cait Fairbanks and Dave Thomas Brown
ALBUM: Heathers Off-Broadway 7.12.14 E
PLAYS: 60

jaketheescapologist:

broadwaycrazed:

antitheatre:

"Dead Girl Walking" | Cait Fairbanks (u/s Veronica Sawyer) and Dave Thomas Brown (July 12, 2014 evening)

If you want to here someone {Cait Fairbanks} sing her heart out you’ve GOT to listen to this

SO GLAD SOMEONE POSTED THIS! She is so amazing as Veronica.

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